Odds and ends

I recently found an Illinois case where an impaired hand was worth $800,000 and a Louisiana case where an amputated foot was worth only $80,000.  I believe that Louisiana in general is much stingier than Illinois.  Maybe people over there are used to heartache.

I am still learning to romance my crock pot.  Tonight I had a recipe actually tell me, “Place whole chicken on top of vegetables.”  This is very disconcerting.  I had no idea how big a whole chicken would be.  I have a lot to learn.

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3 Responses

  1. Matt says:

    Sounds like you need more time to sleep and rest up for your midterm. Where will you find the time? I say quit romancing the crock pot. It will never appreciate the flowers and affection, and you know eventually it will run off with a young rice cooker.

  2. Marcus says:

    “Romancing the crock pot?” I’d rather be militant.

  3. JUSTME says:

    If an impaired hand is worth $800,000 in Illinois, I will be moving soon and posting a reward for the first person to impair my left hand only. I notice the former fat guy who sued his surgeon (the surgeon that cut out his stomach so he would lose weight) has lost his 1.9 million malpractice suit. The guy complains he has trouble eating now.. DUH.. what did he think would happen after they cut out his stomach?

    Where is the damn askkarin column?